Yes it Does
Part LXXXII
Washington Visit
Yes crammed all he knew into his jeans, but only filled up one leg. Stunned by this, he took a trip with his buds to Washington, District of Columbia.
“My leg has never piddled on your noodle. But I know I can put warped wood onto a green folder made of plaque.”
Tim thanked Frank Stallone for visiting the Lincoln Memorial with him. You see, Frank took nude pictures of Tim sitting in Lincoln’s lap. Yes shoved them down his pants.
Taras the Human Hondog bit five golden retrievers swimming in the Potomac. Then he slurped a slurpee.
Mark blew chunks onto the desk in the oval office.
“You do that again and you’ll be chewing yourself. Minus the French portraits,” said the piece of shit.
Matt fell off a cliff by saying: “Digest me and you can achieve anything. Oh by the way I’m gay. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. I am a gay man. You can’t get any gayer.” Then he went to bed with Joey the Honking Friend.
“Wow. What a great trip…” Tim uttered through his stone-face. “So glad we did this and that it was recorded for posterity. Fan-fucking-tastic.”
Frank Stallone exploded, Mark squeezed the Charmin, and Tim sniffed dogs’ asses.