Yes it Does
Part LXXVIII
Yes's Ghost in the Machine
One day, Yes died while he was thrusting a fork into a toaster and the voltage knocked the life out of him and into the toaster. Turns out that Yes’s dead wife, the Chilled Plow, had already taken up residence in there and she was not about to share with him.
Frank Stallone wasn’t dead, but he found his way into the toaster too just to say ‘hi.’
“Hi!” said Frank, his nose planted firmly in Yes’s business. That was fun.
Yes didn’t have to face living in the animate world anymore (in fact, living at all was something he was finally done with, thanks to the electrocution he received), but he did sometimes find himself fighting the tiny electro-gremlins that live in kitchen appliances. Yes would blast them with electrons to keep them from breaking down the equipment upon which they wished to wreak havoc. Here’s a picture Yes drew of one of those situations:
Joey the Honking Friend wrote ‘I like to bite’ because he enjoys — can you guess what he enjoys? Yep. Biting.
Yes’s combat with the electro-gremlins caused the conflagration of approximately 13,629 houses in his community. What an inconsiderate dick he is! However, Tim’s house was not among those affected and he was able to proceed unimpeded with his weekly mud baths full of barf. Yes never interrupted Tim’s barfbath when all was said and done. So maybe Yes is less of a dick now.
The end.