Yes it Does
Part LXXIX
Yes's Profession
Do you know what Yes’s profession is? Well you’re about to find out! Yes’s work is broken up into six jobs: biting groins, licking crotches, sticking his fists in peoples’ mouths then licking his hand, shoving his nose past peoples’ sphincters, eating green urine, and teaching punctuation.
Then Harold the Biter, Joey the Honking Friend, Otto the Ugly Freak, Zachary the Leader of the Smell Team and Taras the Human Hondog tried horning in on Yes’s jobs by co-opting his skills with poker chips and salsa. It was a severe distraction.
All the while, nobody even bothered to come to Frank Stallone’s book signing. His book was called HONDOGS: The Real Story Behind the Morons who Chose to Become Aliens from Inner Space.
Yes was rolled up into a wad and flung into the backseat of a car.
Tim and Matt wondered who the next Mikey would be? Perhaps it would be.......Mikey.
Matt smoked ~~~~s, Ye’s ate an apostrophe, Fra-nk Stallone got a hyphen stuck in his throat, and Tim sucked on a #as#tag or two.