Yes it Does
Part LXXVII
Yes is on the Barney Show
Yes was one of those queer, I mean ugly, I mean dumbass kids on the Barney the Dinosaur show. Yes was doing this gig purely for that sweet kids show money. A big, fat paycheck was in store for him if he agreed to sing along to the various song-like things that the people on the show bellowed out to the audience.
Yes started to buzz from anxiety so he threw a chair at the stage crew.
Barney started to sing. Yes shoved everyone in sight. Frank Stallone barged in with an uzi and blew everyone away. The nerd (you) cheered. Barney was spared because Yes was lying on top of him while chewing the costume. Oh, I can’t forget he slurped it too.
Barney screamed. Joey the Honking Friend honked. Otto the Ugly Freak melted. Chewy Caramel burst at the seams.
Yes dropped several sticks of dynamite down the felt Barney costume and watched with great glee as the tangled and torn fabrics mixed with guts as they sprayed around the room from the force of the blast.
“Ugh! That’s an ugly mess!” a stagehand exclaimed.
“I’m not dealing with this,” proclaimed another.
“Does. It does does yes.” Yes pushed Tim into the messiness.
“You fuckers!” Barney’s disembodied face shook with rage. “Don’t think I won’t forget about this.”
Tim cried. He bawled while sliding around the room on the splattered remains.