Yes it Does
Part LXXVI
Yes and His Clones
Yes knew there was another story about him and his clones, but he licked, I mean liked his clones.
Yes #6 made a #7, and #7 made a #8, and 8 made a clone and that clone made a clone and that clone made two clones. Now there are twelve Yes’s.
Yes freaked out. Yes #10 chewed Chewy Caramel. Otto the Ugly Freak came by with his friend Zachary the Leader of the Smell Team. Yes #4 and Yes #9 hurled offensive slurs at them until they could take no more and ran away screaming and crying.
“It does Yes. It yes does. It does,” said Frank Stallone.
Yes #’s 3, 4, 5, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, Joey, Frank, Tim and Matt flew from the chicken coop. I went in there and bust their heads. Tim exploded. He licked it! He licked it! So what if Tim is bad. He is bad.
Clone #12 made 8 clones, but each of those clones came out of the whole cloning process looking pretty funky. They were mostly just blobs of flesh with goopy muscles and arrhythmic circulatory systems. They didn’t live very long.
All twelve (relatively) normal Yes’s came and flew Matt into outer space. They eventually landed on Mars, where they took turns puncturing each others’ bruises.
Tim was so happy that he ate cannibals.