Yes it Does
Part XLIX
Yes the Neurosurgeon
When he was a fresh graduate of neurosurgeon school, Yes vowed to bite no one. Immediately upon his hire as a surgeon at the local Emergency Brainblaster Hospital, Yes was confronted with a dire life-or-death situation, which meant it was lobotomy time! Yes, as a skilled un-neurosurgeon, opened up the patient’s foot just before he realized that a lobotomy wasn’t for the foot, but for the tongue.
After numerous false starts, Yes tore open his skull. The brain looked and felt and sounded and smelled delicious. Yes had to lick it. Or at least chomp it.
Yes chewed it for an hour. Nurse walked in and saw Yes. She wanted some of the action so she ate the cerebellum. Yes shoved her and finished up the medulla oblongata. He grabbed a spoon and ate while watching that thing. You know, the thing? The thing?
Anywhy, Yes jumped when he heard further calls for him to perform surgery on other patients. It’s so much work! His boogers hit the ceiling from the thought of the stress. Yes began to burst at the seams, but a blank wall calmed him down and stopped him from being a nitwit. Tim snuck into the hospital to secretly assist Yes by chewing his earlobes and elbows. Yes returned the favor.
The hospital staff, now weary from his shenanigans, stormed into the room. Yes and Tim licked their way to safety.