Yes it Does
Part L
The Actual Retail Price
Yes was on The Price is Right. He was called to the floor by a voice that either came from a loudspeaker or from inside his head. Regardless, Yes took his place at one of the booth thingys to do the initial bidding round.
“What kind of name is Yes it Does?” asked Bob Barker.
“It,” said Yes.
“What?”
“Yes does. It does. It does yes yes does it.”
Bob was so annoyed that he immediately brought him up on stage.
“Congratulations, Yes, you get to play Plinko!”
Yes, thought Yes.
Before they could even start, Yes hammered the Plinko board with his head and then ate almost the entire thing. When he found the Plinko chips, he flung them at the TV cameras. The nerd (you) tried to calm him, but Yes nearly ate him too.
“I ought to shoot you! Hard!” said a director.
“I don’t think that will be possible because you have an appointment to chew me,” said Yes, with his indignation filled with righteousness.
The viewing audience was amazed at Yes’s use of language. Just for this, Bob Barker awarded him with all of the cash and prizes that were on the show that day.
The end.