Yes it Does
Part XLVIII
Yes Goes to School
Yes went to school and sat down at a desk. Unfortunately the desk was covered with pee. He was in Study Hall. Yes raised his hand.
“Yes, Yes?” asked a lady.
“It,” said Yes.
“Okay.” said lady and she smashed an announcement over the principal’s head. Yes ordered lady to bite a bully’s groin. And, of course, she did that. Yes didn’t want guy to miss out so he bit guy’s groin. That and the fact that he blew it out of proportion.
“Boil my oil,” said guy feeling good.
In science class, they were studying the human body. They got to the digestive system and they were going to learn about fat stomachs. Yes grabbed the teacher’s eyelid and ripped out his stomach.
“My oh my oh meef.” said teacher. “Till the day I die will forever never be a great reason to forget the color gray.”
Yes performed a dissection of the teacher’s stomach for the class to observe and take notes. With scissors and a stapler, Yes poked and rifled through the flaps of stomach tissue, finally opening up the contents and making them visible to everyone in the room.
“That’s mine!” The teacher swiped a handful of half-digested meatloaf from his own stomach and re-swallowed it.
Matt, Tim and Joe walked by. Joe farted. Matt barfed into Yes. Tim crawled inside of him.