Yes it Does
Part XLVII
Yes Gets Abducted (Finally)
Yes was shrieking and flailing his arms while galloping down his local sidewalk when out of somewhere he was abducted into outer space by illegal space aliens. Once aboard the extra-terrestrial spacecraft, Yes was ushered into the waiting room. There was nothing to do in there. The only magazines they had were in Portuguese. It was bo-ring! As he watched a man chew chalk, he thought: “It yes yes. Does yes. It does.”
Yes was called into the probing room by a disembodied voice. Upon going through a door, an illegal alien shoved Yes into an amphitheater of illegal aliens who were all watching.
“Weetno wattno. Boola bola. Chow. Spilly. New England Clam Chowder,” said an illegal alien that appeared in the form of a giant wrist. It allowed Yes onto a surgical table.
“I read porno films,” said a big neck-shaped alien who was also illegal. This alien used strange probes to pull up several files of paperwork for Yes to review. They were all covered in jelly. Or maybe it was jam? I think it was jam. Yes. Jam.
So Yes signed the divorce papers and licked the illegal alien’s crotch. Then, of course, he bit its groin. Illegal alien wrist drank up Yes’s delicious saliva soup to return the favor. Finding this offensive and unacceptable, Yes ran back to Earth. Tim greeted him. Matt flung a swing. Tim ate his waste.