Yes it Does
Part XLVI
Fame
Yes is famous. Do you know why? You guessed it: for punching Frank Stallone. But in reality, Yes is famous for biting groins, licking crotches, and, of course, shoving his fist into peoples’ mouths then taking it out and slurping his hand.
For his next feat, Yes dug up the grave of former president Grover Cleveland. He bit his bony groin. Grover Cleveland, with rage covering his decayed face, picked up Yes and knocked him into last century. Yes ran away whimpering. Then, he — what? What was that? Okay, okay. Yes wants you to see a self-portrait he made of himself. It took him years to draw it:
Clearly, he exaggerated. That middle finger on his right hand should not be curved. I also wrote in “what a freakozoidian” to accommodate Yes’s wants, needs and personal pleasures.
When Yes finally reached the pinnacle of fame, he brought his best friends along for the ride. For instance, Yes found his friend Matt spooning a porcupine. The porcupine shoved Yes. Tim picked up Yes and lifted him over his head. Matt tickled him and ran. Tim licked his twisted arm.
The end.