Yes it Does
Part XXIV
The Toilet Plunger
Yes snuck into the Watermans’ bathroom. He hated those people and he had a plan to humiliate them. Tonight was the night to do it! He drizzled a coating of superglue across the entire seat of the toilet after pouring laxative in Mr. Waterman’s nighttime tea, because Mr. Waterman had a nighttime tea ritual.
Mr. Waterman drank it and then immediately ran to the toilet because there was basically no tea in that drink, only laxative. Instead of sitting down on the toilet, the man placed his hands and shoulders on the seat and barfed at least a dozen times. While the barfing was happening, the glue dried. Mr. Waterman couldn’t grab the toilet handle to flush the toilet, so his face was almost in the barf.
“It yes. Does yes,” said Yes, shoving Mr. Waterman’s head into the toilet bowl.
Mrs. Waterman and her three children came downstairs to check in on the commotion. Yes farted and they all immediately evacuated.
Looking back toward the toilet Yes saw that Mr. Waterman had disappeared. He was sucked down the toilet pipes.
“It does yes.” Yes used a comb to scrape off dried toothpaste from the sinks and feasted on the toothpaste clumps.
Feeling that this was unsatisfactory revenge, Yes grimaced and growled. He took out one of his grenades, pulled the pin and flushed it down the toilet. Urine spurted out, spraying Yes in the face.
The end.