Yes it Does
Part XXIII
Finger-Nailing a Board
Yes knows that it is often considered obscene to make three ways to create new purple crayons to fill potholes while biting a blowhard’s groin in public. But it’s so hard to resist!
So, while he was doing that anyway, a board walked by and offered Yes a job. It was to make three ways to create new green crayons to fill landfills while licking bankers’ crotches before an audience. Even better! Yes accepted.
From the get go, Yes was very good at his new job. All that practice did him and the spectators quite well.
Unfortunately, when he was about to lick the eighth banker’s crotch, the board called him into its office.
“Yes?” asked Yes.
The board hesitated, but leveled with Yes. “I know you love your new job, Yes, but I need you to nail me to the wall. There’s a leak.”
Yes got really mad. This meant he couldn’t continue doing his new job. Even though he enjoys doing it in his spare time! Yes broke the board and burned it. Then he cried. He cried like a wild baboon.
But once in a while, when there’s a full moon and Mars is in the southern sky, Yes gets to lick a banker’s crotch. Good for you, Yes!
The end.