Yes it Does
Part XXV
Frozen Food Sections
Freshly hired grocery store stockboy Yes it Does took his lunch break in the breakroom after having a busy morning on his first day of work stocking stock in the stock room. He moaned like a bandsaw from all the soreness he was feeling.
“Don’t worry,” said a nerd (you), “those blisters on your fingers will become callouses. You’ll soon forget that they were incredibly painful.”
“Never in my life have I ever encountered green pickles smiling to file horse hairs,” said an elegant warthog who worked in the bakery. She was perturbed by Yes’s wailing and wished to silence him.
“I can kick your amino acids!” A bearded balloon who was a butcher that worked in the butchery department defended Yes’s moans. The warthog bristled her nose at this suggestion, but left anyway in order to defuse the burning tension in the room. “You shouldn’t have to put up with that,” the balloon continued. “I say we should take out our revenge on the store tonight. In the frozen food section. The nerd (you) won’t know what the hell to do.” Yes agreed. Vengeance was a fine idea.
At the end of the day, after all the other workers had left, Yes and the balloon emptied out one of the freezer cases situated in the center of the frozen food section by dumping out assorted and nearly-expired meats and seafoods onto the floor. They filled up the case by tearing open packages of frozen peas, carrots, broccoli, brussels sprouts, lima beans, collards, cucumbers, turnips, roses and scissors and then pouring them all into the case.
Yes disrobed and relished in the icy goodness for a couple of hours. He bathed in the vegetables while snapping many photos of the occurrence with a Polaroid camera, then tossing the photos throughout the store.
Satisfied with the experience, Yes put all of his clothes back on and escorted the balloon out of the building. He released the balloon into the air, walked away and never returned.