Yes it Does
Part XCI
Christmas (Are You Happy Now?)
Yes, Matt, and Frank Stallone gathered for their annual gift exchange for the Christmas season. Tim dressed up as a Christmas tree and everyone decorated him in lavish tinsels and weighty glass bulbs.
“Oh Tim-o-head, oh Tim-oh-head,” Matt sang. “I want to bite five footstools. Oh, by the way I need to be a complete horse’s ass.”
Matt generously handed out straw-filled gloves to each of the guests. “You’ll need these for when you lose your own hands and need a replacement,” he explained.
“That’s silly,” said Tim. “For my gift, I sent Christmas cards with pictures of my ass.”
Frank Stallone tossed some crumpled wads of paper into a waste paper basket. “This is my gift.”
“Does does it it it it it yes.” Yes made the last minute move to invite his friend, the leech, to the party. In spite of his better judgment, Yes purchased his friend a flat iron to help straighten out his bodily curves.
“Thanks,” squeaked the leech. “I wrapped up a loose pool of blood for you. Happy holidays, bud.”
Yes teared up with delight and embraced the squirmy guy. Indeed, Yes was happy now.