Yes it Does
Part LXX
Baby Sister Kelly Really Tinkles
Yes bought himself his very own Barbie doll. He loved it!
He also bought that incredibly popular Baby Sister Kelly doll that accompanies Barbie in all of her adventures. He loved how it helped to teach Barbie how to change tiny doll diapers. The best part of this whole arrangement was the fact that Baby Sister Kelly could actually excrete it’s own toy urine!
With excitement flooding his veins, Yes licked, chomped, chewed, dismantled, ate, slurped, smooshed, crushed, squished and gushed it in his mouth. When he got done with it, it looked like something Tim and Joey the Honking Friend would have created from a box of nail clippers, animal waste and deli equipment.
Yes bought a thousand more of the dolls and filled them with his own urine and other liquid waste products. Gleefully, he squirted them at Tim, Frank Stallone, Joey the Honking Friend, Matt, Harold the Biter, the nerd (you) and Otto the Ugly Freak. They all ran away except for Tim and Otto the Ugly Freak who wanted more. More. MORE! Yes gave them more, all right.
Otto sang, which cracked the window in Yes’s face. Matt screamed. Tim ate the scream.