Yes it Does
Part LXV

The Top Ten Reasons Why Yes is Better Than Tim

10. Tim has never enjoyed biting groins.

9. Yes always washes himself off after an exhausting swim in the toilet.

8. Matt prefers licking Yes instead of Tim.

7. Yes never has the audacity to crawl inside of Tim.

6. Yes invented the phrase “It yes. Does it does. Yes it it does. It yes.”

5. Tim looks like this:

4. Yes has a variety of things to chew, unlike Tim who only chews Yes, Matt and hondogs.

3. Yes has never wiped his butt with a baby.

2. Tim spins yarns but doesn’t share them with anyone.

1. Tim stinks!