Yes it Does
Part LXII
Just Stuff That Yes Eats
Crayons, bricks, Harold the Biter, North Dakota, Jerry Lewis, oak tables, stop signs, noses, fingernails, hair, Matt, eyeballs, groins, crotches, bonnets, plaster, paper, electric motors, flags, toast, Frank Stallone, gorgonzola cheese, bullets, pellets, arms, legs, ankles, ladies size 7 1/2 shoes, hinges, doorknobs, spiderwebs, people who lick earwax, earwax, nuts, bolts, washers, screws, elastic waistbands, this story, paper again, food, backwards letters, life-sized sculptures of cows biting cheetahs, paint chips, nitrogen, atomic bombs, Jimmy Carter, Tim, a portrait of a lady, desks, shoelaces, digital watches, underwear, crusty underwear, Marlon Brando, Jupiter, Neptune, chinchillas, milk, a fatso who speaks Swahili, paper bends, metal fasteners, and much much more, graphite, skyscrapers and, of course, Joey the Honking Friend.
Tim was happy. He slathered Yes with saliva.