Yes it Does
Part XX
The Birthday
Yes’s birthday was a smash hit! People came from places as exotic as Fayetteville and Oaktown.
Yes’s cake was the size of a wedding cake with half a dozen layers worth of pastry. Having purchased the cake himself, Yes snuck $132 out of his best friend’s wallet. The guy would’ve bought it anyway probably. After unsuccessfully attempting to shove the top layer of cake up his ass, Yes whipped it at one of his former teachers who came to the party.
Yes blew out the candles, for which he received a rousing congratulations from the attendees. Reveling in the attention, he then squashed the rest of the cake down his pants.
“It does yes yes yes yes does.” Yes declared that it was time for everyone to watch him open presents.
He opened the first one. It was a hair dryer. “Now you can dry your hair,” said the dolt who gave it to him.
Now the next one. It was a generic plastic tea set. “Now you can have your tea and eat it too,” said a man.
He opened up many other gifts after that; Yes had dozens of admirers in attendance. Just a few of the many things he received included toothbrushes, grapes, pencil shavings, half of a can of frozen celery, some guys named Ned, and a purple dinosaur eraser. Lastly, he opened the grandest gift of all: a life-sized sculpture of a cow biting a cheetah.