Yes it Does
Part XXI
Hiking Mt. Everest
Yes shouted and laughed to the mountaintops, telling all the downtrodden people what it’s like to be happy.
“He needs to die,” said one of Yes’s hiking partners. “We should bump him off.”
Why would they want Yes eliminated so badly? It’s because his mountaintop laughing and shouting included obscenities about their spouses that were true and now known by everyone within earshot.
So they walked over to where Yes sat and bumped him off his seat.
“It yes does,” said Yes. He flung a nosehair and licked a tree trunk infested with earwigs.
Hiking partner #5 stealthily approached Yes from behind. He pulled out a pick axe, raised it over his head and accidentally dropped it over his own head. He died quickly.
They continued their hike. They stopped for a pee break. As Yes’s partners urinated on a tree, Yes weighed himself on a snake’s scales.
“Fourteen stone,” a hiking partner observed, throwing 14 stones at Yes.
A Yeti appeared out from behind a giant snowball wedged on the side of the great mountain. Wasting no time, Yes reached for the beast and body slammed it. The Yeti rolled down one side of the mountain, squashing all of Yes’s hiking partners in the process. Now Yes got to do what he intended to do the whole time: Drink the remaining urine.
The end.