Yes it Does
Part LIII
A
Yes screamed. The letter ‘A’ was very mad. Reeeeeeeeeeeally mad. It didn’t like the fact that it wasn’t in Yes’s name and strongly believed it was being underused in the Yes it Does stories in general.
To appease A, Yes tried frantically to stop his guests from singing ‘Here Comes the Bribe,’ but the guests just laughed. He was worried there would be too much racket.
Yes’s tennis racket was enlarged the other day so he cut it up and ate it. All ‘A’ of it.
Yes drew this wonderful picture for you:
This is the greatest picture ever, yes?
“Mr. Bile?” snorted the nerd (you), “I knew him once. Gave me hepatitis. Was a dear old man.” So that must be why he wrote that underneath Yes’s picture. It’s an absolute treasure.
‘A’ must be appeased! See! More A’s in those sentences. And in that one too! And we’ll all be Aaaaa-okaaaaaaaay!!
Don’t sue me!