Yes it Does
Part LII
Yes Tours New York
Yes was inspired to take a trip to New York after seeing a PBS miniseries that featured the weirdos of New York City. He went with his buddies Tim and Frank Stallone to prove just how dumb non-NYCers could be.
“No one out-weirds us, right Yes?” Tim asked.
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After a fifteen hour scooter ride, they arrived in the general downtown area.
“What do we do first?” Frank Stallone pondered.
Tim whipped out his tongue and dragged it along the ground as he walked down the sidewalk. Yes and Frank followed close behind him, soaking up the drool and spittle that he was leaving behind with a couple rolls of toilet paper.
Various onlookers whooped up a storm of hoots and laughs. Some behaved as copycats, doing much the same as Tim was doing.
“Does it!” Yes assaulted one of the whoopers with a drawn-out make-out session on the hood of a cab.
“No. No, that’s just not right.” One of the city’s mayors had the trio ejected from the city.
“That didn’t take long,” Frank Stallone smirked.