Yes it Does
Part XXVIII
Gas
Yes was involved in a burning contest that required the burning of barrells of oil, kerosene and other combustibles. The fumes were tremendous!
“My face is oranger than a potato peel after someone chilled it and served it to a puddle singing ‘How does one chew a purple salamander when he is already building a red blood cell in Turkmenistan?’” a competitor claimed.
Yes released some gas of his own and called 1-800-I-May-Be-Green.
A hole opened and he crawled inside. It was full of gas! Not gas as in gas, but real gas. It was quite surprising to actually see gas in a place known as Gasland. But gas!
“She was soaked from head to toe like a wet bag of water? You stupid monkey!” said a flailing garage door opener as it threw the monkey into a burning pile of porkchops.
Yes smacked a patty cake with the back of me hand. In fact, gas was used to rid the area of monkeys.
Yes left the hole and flung bangs into space. More so than George Fuller.
Then some dude named Tim appeared and exclaimed “I eat green stuff from zoo doors!”
Yes ate the ‘im’ in ‘Tim.’