Yes it Does
Part XXVII
Yes Shrinks
Yes was walking across restaurant table tops, when all of a sudden he shrank to the size of an ant. He climbed up a man’s leg and went to the bathroom on his groin. Upon relieving himself, Yes climbed up his shirt and crawled into his mouth. The man swallowed him, but Yes managed to slide down the trachea.
Once inside a lung, he popped scores of alveoli with his teeth, after which he escaped and shimmied his way down to the bladder. He squeezed it hard and the man urinated everywhere, spraying up to a radius of six feet. Yes gnawed his way into the man’s large intestine and ended up getting pooped out and flushed into the sewer system.
“It yes it does. Yes does it.”
“Never nail a green wart to a hedgehog,” said a frankfurter floating through the pipes alongside him.
Yes caught a ride on a sewer rat as it traversed a maze of pipework out to the street. Once there, he returned to normal size and burned some folk songs.
The end.