Yes it Does
Part VI
Time Interference Part I
Yes was playing around with his digital watch when without warning he traveled into the past. His watch, apparently indicating the year, read ‘1975.’ Yes observed Gerald Ford as he was ambling down the street. He is the President.
“It yes does.”
“Excuse me?” Gerald said.
Yes shrieked and President Ford ran from him. When the President reached the White House, he couldn’t shake off the incredible sense of irritation he felt. It was all Yes’s fault. He ordered the army to search for Yes and disembowel him. Almost immediately, an army tank found Yes bathing in a bucket and nearly ran him over. Disturbed by this recklessness, Yes picked the tank up and threw it into a nearby parade. The cannon exploded, killing Gerald Ford. Vice President Nelson Rockefeller was sworn in as president on the spot, and his first order was to have Yes shot in the pinky toe.
“Huddle muddle smack me,” said a dingbat who was nibbling on a Q-tip.
“Yes does yes does yes it yes it does,” said Yes while exploring a near-sighted farm hen.
President Rockefeller leapt onto Yes. “Ha ha! You have no escape now!” he cried.
Yes’s watch rang out and the two of them disappeared.