Yes it Does
Part LVIII
Yes Flies the President from New York to Chicago Going East
Yes was in charge of flying Air Force One. Knowing this, Frank Stallone freaked out. “How will we know where to go?? Agggghhh!!!”
“Well good,” said a no-faced ox-heart chocolate box that was eaten on Friday.
As they flew over Mauritania, Yes announced: “Yes does. It yes does. Does it yes. It does. Yes it does.”
The co-pilot, one Zaul Feinberg, translated. “What he meant to say was ‘It yes does. It yes does. Does it yes. It does. Yes it does.’”
Yes got bored with flying the plane so he freaked out and instead tried to hide two people from France behind a sheet.
Then Frank Stallone parachuted to safety until the plane crashed directly into him. He enjoyed it greatly.
“Hey, what about me?” Zaul complained, and rightfully so. “Did I die?” Nobody answered him.
The President, who has an unknown name, probably died. Not even the President knows.
Tim and Matt came out on stage. Matt yelped and Tim drank him. And Zaul died.