Yes it Does
Part LVI
Halloween
Yes had a nanny. She was taking care of him on Halloween night so that Yes’s parents could spend the weekend traveling the countryside for the purpose of finding and eating bird eggs.
“Yes is going out as a mud monster,” nanny stated while helping slide the costume onto Yes’s narrow body. “I think it’s his favorite costume. He enjoys fiddling with the air bubbles in the rubber.”
Yes decided to go alone because he hates his friends. He went up to the first house and rang the doorbell.
“Ooohh, what a scary costume! Before I give you any candy, what do you say?”
“Yes it Does.”
“No, that’s not it.”
“It does. Yes it. Does yes. It does. Does yes it? Yes it does,” said Yes.
“You’re a freak. You get a rock. Just think of it as a petrified................rock.”
After two more hours of going house to house, Yes returned home.
“How’d you do?” asked Nanny. “48 rocks??? Well at least that’s better than last year’s 62 rocks and a scab.”
End.