Yes it Does
Part XLII
Water
Yes watered a plant. Well, it wasn’t really watering. It was more like spittering a plant. He spat on a plant.
Water walked by and witnessed this bastardization of the watering process for plants and decided to suck Yes into a town known as Waterville.
Upon his arrival there, Yes drank some water because there was plenty of water in Waterville. After drinking seventeen glasses, Yes got tired of water and decided to eat dirt.
“You can’t do that here! You should be arrested!” said Water mayor. “It’s against the law to eat anything here. We don’t care if you drink dirt, but don’t eat it!”
Yes brushed him off by shooting Water mayor and eating him.
“Arrest him!” cried Water mayor man guy person human creature being thing it.
Yes escaped, cascading down an conveniently-located waterslide while the water gushed behind him. His hands trembling, Yes held onto his friend the nerd (you) as they made their slide out of Waterville. Tim and Matt, just ahead of Yes licked Yes’s toes; not for anything he did but rather just because they were happy to see him. Yes was delighted. Water. Tim yelled Haw. Water. Matt freaked out and couldn’t decide which tie to wear. Water. Why after every sentence does it say water? Water. Stop it! Water. Yes performed an amazing feat when the ordeal was over. Water. He drank dirt, ate air, and breathed water. Water. Then he chewed Tim.
End.
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