Yes it Does
Part XL
Yes's 193rd Wedding Anniversary
Yes was married to a Chilled Plow. Yes he was. Stop! And he did that.
For his anniversary, Yes bought Mongolia for the Chilled Plow. Yes laughed and shouted to the rooftops. The Chilled Plow bought Yes’s evil twin.
The Chilled Plow walked into another store to find another anniversary gift for Yes. “I am attempting to locate a lovely tourist cabin on this map, but I can’t seem to find it. I was wondering if you could help me.”
“Why this be a tourist cabin. You must be jesting. Naw come in come in,” a crotchety, sketchy, creepy, syphilitic backwoodsman beckoned.
Refusing to come in come in, the Chilled Plow ran and was shot. She was shot really hard by the tourist cabin proprietor!
Yes screamed upon his learning of the incident. “Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssss!!” He was so glad Chilled Plow was dead. Now he can do something he had originally been prohibited from doing: chewing animal waste products.
The end.
By the way, stay tuned because in episode #50 Yes will actually say something different. Yay! It’ll be a gimmick!!