Yes it Does
Part XXIV
Time Interference II Part I
Yes visited a yard sale one day and picked up an alarm clock. Spontaneously, it sent him back in time. The year was 1979.
Yes crawled into a barn door and hid. Vice President Walter Mondale shoved by and Yes attacked his shoe. The sole was delicious.
Walter flipped Yes onto his back and tried to run away, but Yes gave chase. He had a strong urge to crawl inside of Walter.
“Get away from me, you freak-of-nature!” shouted Walter.
“Yes It Does.” said Yes. There was no way Yes was going to miss out on this.
Yes grabbed Walter’s nosehair and pulled him into an amphitheater where Yes sang a song titled “Poodle Noodle I Fart You All the Time” for him.
Walter knocked on Yes’s head. “Will you stop! I’ve drunken from better toilets than this.”
“Chill out man,” said Fudgeknocker who was chewing nerds (you).
Yes drank a goat’s eyeball juice and laid a turd.
“Ewwwww,” said Walter while holding his knee.
Yes picked up Fudgeknocker and threw him under the ground.
“I knew it!” proclaimed Walter. “You are what you eat!” Then he ate the turd.
Yes and Walter both proceeded to disappear together.