Yes it Does
Part XXX
Walk Like an Idjit
Yes walked like an idjit for as long as he possibly could until he was arrested. He was sentenced to prison. Out in the prison yard one day, seven monstrously sized inmates surrounded him. Yes ate his way out of that predicament.
Yes embarked upon the wrong tree because he knew the franchise rights would make him smell worse than Tim chewing toilet bowl plungers on a large pan filled with green lawn mowings.
Yes left prison eight months later having learned nothing, and bought a bottle of Krapp. So Yes knocked a wall down, recited infomercials, and chewed a nerd (you). Yes decided to walk like an idjit until he flung a product called Green Piles at sharks.
“It does yes,” said Yes.
“My needy is closer than chewy in a chocolate factory. But I do know why people eat fizz. It gives them hondogs with plaster,” said man chewing spiderwebs. So man chewing spiderwebs threw Yes into the group of people who eat hailstones and lick foot fungus for fun.
Yes walked like an idjit seven more times until man chewing spiderwebs burned and rotted into a state of being belligerent. It wasn’t hard to do.
Yes picked up a stray aardvark and shoved it down an idjit’s pants.
“Hey!” protested idjit. “I didn’t order that yet.”
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