Yes it Does
Part XVI
The Snowblower
Yes knocked at somebody’s door. It was a man named Opportunity. Yes brought Opportunity outside. He threw snow at him. He peed into the snow and threw that at him. Opportunity screamed.
“I’d kill for anyone who needed a green bag of tomato soup. Because stinking it up won’t work!” he said.
“Fill your pants with soot, then lick ’em,” said a purple freak walking by.
“IT!” Yes interjected.
Then Yes and Opportunity picked the freak up and bounced him away.
“Silly Nilly. Fillinog is stenchy,” he said as he bounced.
Opportunity showed Yes his snowblower. He asked Yes if he’d snowblow his driveway, to which Yes agreed. He turned on the snowblower and ran down Opportunity. Human goo sprayed out from the machine, covering the sidewalk and much of the street. Then he picked up the snowblower and threw it into the air. It shattered and flew away. Yes picked himself up and threw him into a stone. Then he shot a purple sea lion and grew six feet.
“Yes it….” He stopped. A snowblower fell on his head. “Does,” said Yes as he was deadn’t.
The end.