Yes it Does
Part XIV
Please Nibble My Bones
Yes, a frequent singer of songs, marched down Birchwood street singing a popular torch song called ‘Jinto Bang Bang.’ The name of the band who originally played it was Never Laugh When You Can Eat a Can.
“That’s copywritten, dingbat!” a lousy masseuse insulted.
Instantly, Yes stopped singing, not only to avoid those nasty copyright issues, but also because this massage-giver gave Yes a bone-breaking sneer. Not one to ignore such a slight, Yes jumped onto the masseuse, ripped off his clothes and gnawed heartily on his body. Yes gnawed so hard that the bones became exposed. Intrigued by the sight of bone, Yes took a few nibbles and found himself relishing in the subtle, grainy flavor.
Yes sampled the bones of six more individuals, curious about the distinctions in taste, until the authorities intervened themselves in his activity.
“Fiddling with the courteous, eh? You’ll be fixed for that. Won’t he, Gongo?” said a moron who shook Yes. Yes attacked Gongo with a hearty slap to the face and then jumped through the roof.
“Silly me. I forgot the Grey Poupon,” Gongo lamented.
“Chilly nilly boulabop!” A powdered manila envelope exclaimed this while storming away from Yes after observing him completely devour five skeletons.
“Yes does it. Does yes it it it yes does. It does yes it. It yes does it. It yes does yes. Does yes it it. Yes it Does!” said Yes piling the various bones into heaps. He even began nibbling his own bones just for the added perspective. Then he shoved his head into a cow’s ass and sang ‘Jinto Bang Bang.’
That is ALL. So good NIGHT!