Yes it Does
Part IX
Time Interference Part IV
Yes fell. His watch said 1858, so he kissed a rotting ox carcass and ran to the White House.
“Yes does it,” said Yes as he picked up a nearby mongrel.
President James Buchanan and his niece Harriet Lane walked by and flung a booger at Yes.
“Mighty dog eats bile,” said President Rockefeller while nibbling on Charles’s ankle who was in turn licking Mussolini’s lips.
Harriet hated Yes’s oddball antics. She shoved him into Charles who slipped and shot a poster in the back.
President Buchanan ran away screaming like a girl.
Mussolini started clicking his heels. “There’s no place like Rome.” He kept saying that until he was tackled by a superfluous nun that decided she wanted to bite a brick.
“My goodness,” President Rockefeller tasted the commotion. “These were certainly some wacky times here back in the olden days.”
Charles grabbed Yes by the hair, President Rockefeller grabbed him by the tongue, Mussolini grabbed his butt and Harriet kicked him in the groin as the watch erupted with sound and the whole group disappeared.