Yes it Does
Part II
Class
School is often boring, is it not? Sometimes droll or silly as well? Well, for Yes it Does, school is a serious matter. He takes it so seriously, in fact, that he insisted that he stay put and perfect his understanding of the lessons until he got them right. This means that he is still stuck in Mrs. Whibber’s 5th grade math class.
“Okay class,” Mrs. Whibber announced, “we have a lot to cover today. First, you will take turns going to the front of the room and solving a problem from the textbook. Why don’t we start with you, Mr. Does. Yes, please go up to the chalkboard and do problem number 12 on page 77.”
Yes went before the rest of the class and scrawled on the chalkboard:
Yes + it = does
Then he returned to his seat.
“Uh, Yes?”
“Yes?” Yes said.
“You did not do the problem from the textbook. You did not do any problem!”
“Yes it does,” he replied.
“Get back up there and do problem number 12.”
“It does. It yes. Does it yes.”
“Ugh. I’m surprised you even made it this far,” Mrs. Whibber said as she hit him with a stapler.
The end.